ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

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me after a long shift at work

me after a long shift at work

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druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

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quintva:

#hiphop #dopedigits #tupac #biggie #ODB #EazyE #nails love these nail decals! Thank you @dopedigits

quintva:

#hiphop #dopedigits #tupac #biggie #ODB #EazyE #nails love these nail decals! Thank you @dopedigits

(Source: amazingxmen)

(Source: amazingxmen)

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gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
















I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

(via thechandelurequeen)

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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kittens312:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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IT GOT BETTER

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